Monday, June 23, 2008

Home of the whoppers


I really have no comment on this item. Just throwing it out there. A North Carolina hospital announced last week that Joey and Erin Maynard of Winston-Salem, N.C., are the proud parents of twins who checked in with a combined weight of 23 pounds and 1 ounce. Sean William Maynard weighed 10 pounds, 14 ounces, and his sister, Abigail Rose Maynard, tipped the scales at 12 pounds, 3 ounces. We're talking Butterball turkeys here. As you might guess, the twins were delivered by Caesarean section. Otherwise, whew! I'm going to keep an eye on the twins as they grow, because with this kind of a start in life, they might end up playing next to each other on the offensive line at North Carolina State about 18 years from now.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor of Gloucester is now telling AP that Principal Sullivan, who broke the story, supposedly told locals that he "can't remember" his sources for the story. I hope it's not true because I don't want to see another "Movie of The Week" based on the tale. Sponsored by Prego spaghetti sauce.

June 23, 2008 at 12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, for one, hope it IS true... at least it would explain a 400% increase in teen pregnancies at the school... If they weren't doing it on purpose, then I fear that they have years of miseducation to undo.

-ellipses

June 23, 2008 at 6:44 PM  

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