Monday, July 14, 2008

1 Hot Dog, Hold the Actual Dog...


Restaurants that have been officially designated as olympics eateries will carry menus devoid of dog meat during the 2008 summer games. South Korea initiated a similar ban during the Seoul games in 1988.

For restaurants not officially declared culinary destinations of the games, waitresses and waiters are encouraged to suggest canine-free dishes to patrons who have a hankerin' for Havanese.

Mmmmm.

-ellipses

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And just whose word do we have that it's not dog? Besides, could dog be worse than White Castle?

July 14, 2008 at 3:38 PM  
Blogger Ellipses said...

The menu says:

Delicious meat and vegetables grown under ground with rice. Not dog! Enjoy!

That is good enough for me :-)

Seinfeld quote: In China... do they just call it food?

-ellipses

July 14, 2008 at 4:04 PM  
Anonymous Captain said...

Reminds me of the scene in War of the Roses where the wife makes paty -- doggie style --

Poor Benji or whatever his name was....Yuk is all I should have said....

White Castle? Have you eaten Booger King lately?

July 15, 2008 at 2:27 AM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home