Kind of embarrassing

I was walking through the living room today, and the missus was watching something on television. I recognized Melissa Gilbert, but I couldn't figure out why little Laura Ingalls, or Half-Pint as she's also known, was surrounded by a bunch of swarthy immigrants speaking heavily accented English. Did a wagon train break down in Walnut Grove? Um, no. Turns out, it was a movie version of "The Diary of Anne Frank." My bad.