Wednesday, February 11, 2009

One hump or two?


Guys all across America are really starting to sweat. It’s just a couple of days until Valentine’s Day, and a lot of us have no idea what to get our significant others. Candy is tried and true. Flowers are an old standby. You can never go wrong with diamonds. But maybe this year, you’re in the market for some animal sex. I don’t mean you with an animal and a camcorder. For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo in Battle Creek, Mich., is offering folks the opportunity to get what the AP calls “an unabashed look at how wild animals make babies.” Those who sign up for “Zoorotica” will get champagne, hors d’oeuvres, a video presentation (God knows what that entails) and a guided tour that will feature the private digs of snow leopards, giraffes, zebras and more. Now, I don’t bat an eye when people are into sex videos involving human actors, but it never occurred to me to say, “Honey, on this romantic day, whaddya say we go over to Uncle Bill’s farm and watch the bull have his way with the mama cow.” Maybe I’m missing out on something, but I don’t think so.

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6 Comments:

Blogger Murphy's Cats said...

Ewwwwwwww . .

February 12, 2009 at 7:32 AM  
Blogger PRIguy said...

Don't tell your bride, Brant, but I read that male opossums have some bizarre genitalia. A bottle of red, some nice lamb chops and a video of vermin bumping uglies...that should put anyone in the mood!

February 12, 2009 at 7:59 AM  
Blogger Dale Lolley said...

I think I actually saw that video in one of my biology classes in college. We watched an hour-long video on animal mating habits, complete with the final act.
I hear the female actors were paid more than the males. Nobody talks about equal pay in porn - even animal porn.

February 12, 2009 at 9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of animals, you ought to visit some of these websites that feature what once were called "drunken orgies" involving college girls. It's a more extreme version of "girls Gone Wild." I grew up in the '60s, so I'm used to debauchery. But this is unfathomable to me. Happy Valentine's Day.

February 13, 2009 at 11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Human see monkey do?

February 13, 2009 at 11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real question is, if a male camel stays out too late and comes home drunk, will candy & flowers get him back in the stable?

February 13, 2009 at 12:09 PM  

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