These guys should be really worried
For once, I'm thankful that I don't look like Brad Pitt. From the information I'm getting, Brad and his partner, Angelina Jolie, might be the most at-risk people in the world when it comes to genital herpes. And, thankfully, average-looking folks like me apparently have no risk. Of course, I'm kidding, but you wouldn't know that if you've seen the TV commercials for Valtrex, the drug that pledges to help genital herpes sufferers reduce their outbreaks and cut their risk of passing the disease to their partners. Every guy I've seen in these commercials looks as if he should be on the cover of GQ, and every woman looks like a runway model. I had no idea that good looks carried such a disease risk. So, if you happen to run into one of the "beautiful people" while running on the beach or riding a horse through a meadow, express to them your deep sympathy about the herpes gantlet they have to run, and slip the poor folks a couple of condoms.