Monday, June 30, 2008

That's one pricey blonde

At the risk of sounding sexist, I think I speak for a lot of men when I say that women can be expensive. But if you're interested in Devon Trabosh, you're going to need to take out a loan - a big one. Trabosh, a 42-year-old divorced mother of two from Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., is advertising her home - and herself - on eBay and Craigslist. She's offering the home for $340,000, but there's an additional $500,000 "shipping fee" that includes her "companionship." Now I'm not accusing Trabosh of being a high-priced prostitute, but you can make a lot of "Spitzer" visits for $500,000. Also, I generally try not to make assumptions about people based solely on their looks, but Trabosh looks a good deal younger than her 42 years, suggesting to me that she either has really good genes or has had some "work" done. If it's the latter, you're looking at high maintenance costs, much as you would if you bought a Porsche. Trabosh said she hasn't had any serious offers but has gotten feelers (no pun intended) from men near and far. "Of course, it's gonna take more chemistry and connection," Trabosh told the AP. "It's not going to be instantaneous that I'm just going to be automatically for sale ... It's a package deal for love." So, if you're looking for love, like what you see in Trabosh and have an extra $840,000 lying around the house, happiness might be just a mouse click away.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had $840,000 I wouldn't be looking for a house or a woman in Ebay.

June 30, 2008 at 4:16 PM  
Blogger PRIguy said...

If I'm going to spend almost a million bucks for a woman and a house, I sure as hell am going to get a woman in her 20s...get my money's worth, you know. Before long Ms. Trabosh will start to deteriorate again and need some more surgery to put everything back in place. Pimp My Ride is a great concept, but they don't re-Pimp the cars every couple of years.

I have two problems with Ms. Trabosh: she's conceited to think that her middle-aged body is worth half a million (I despise ego), and, sorry Brant, I say she IS a high-priced prostitute.

June 30, 2008 at 8:33 PM  
Blogger Ellipses said...

She has been stripped down and rebuilt from the frame up... unless she is the love child of Wayne Newton and Donatella Versace...

I agree with Priguy... once the sticker goes north of 3/4 million, you should get something with fewer miles.


June 30, 2008 at 9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rebuilt woman on Ebay: $840,000
Aria Giovanni Italian Love Goddess Sex Doll: $169.00
Make your choice.

June 30, 2008 at 9:37 PM  
Anonymous ThePittsbughRare | Mt. Lebanon Real Estate said...

Wow, this is certainly a real estate deal we've never seen before!

July 1, 2008 at 11:25 AM  
Blogger Amanda Gillooly said...

Yeah, parts could probably be pricey for this chica.

July 1, 2008 at 12:38 PM  
Blogger Brant said...

The Italian Love Goddess Sex Doll doesn't talk, right? I'm just sayin'.

July 1, 2008 at 3:27 PM  
Blogger Dale Lolley said...

It does open up some interesting problems for the real estate agent, no?
Is his/her commission based solely on the money exchanged or do they get a percentage of the other property as well?

July 2, 2008 at 11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The Italian Love Goddess doll is indeed filled with hot air. But YOU decide when it gets released.

July 2, 2008 at 3:08 PM  
Blogger ic75 said...

So how do u contact Devon? I heard her on the radio in Australia earlier today and she seems very genuine. What's the harm in what she is doin hey??? I'd love to chat with her and see what's happening.

July 3, 2008 at 9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Ms Trabosh DOES look her age of 42...and a bit more to be honest. Still, an older women, no matter her age, is very hot/attractive if she obviously takes care of herself. I wish her well with a true comes in many forms. I am sure we have all heard of even more strange ways of chance meetings with Mr/Ms Right.

July 13, 2008 at 1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

42 my ---, the woman is older than that according to DMV in Florida.
Maybe if she could actually hold a job like all the other single moms in the world than she wouldn't have to prostitute herself to pay for her home. This whole thing with her makes me sick. The man getting her had better be a great conversationalist because she can't string more than 10 words together intelligently. Good luck sucker.

July 27, 2008 at 3:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Devon, honey, can I just live with you there? I'm out of work and need a place to stay. And yes, I will perform my partnerly duties. Believe me, the plumbing in that respect is in perfect working order.

August 2, 2008 at 1:22 AM  

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