That's one pricey blonde

At the risk of sounding sexist, I think I speak for a lot of men when I say that women can be expensive. But if you're interested in Devon Trabosh, you're going to need to take out a loan - a big one. Trabosh, a 42-year-old divorced mother of two from Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., is advertising her home - and herself - on eBay and Craigslist. She's offering the home for $340,000, but there's an additional $500,000 "shipping fee" that includes her "companionship." Now I'm not accusing Trabosh of being a high-priced prostitute, but you can make a lot of "Spitzer" visits for $500,000. Also, I generally try not to make assumptions about people based solely on their looks, but Trabosh looks a good deal younger than her 42 years, suggesting to me that she either has really good genes or has had some "work" done. If it's the latter, you're looking at high maintenance costs, much as you would if you bought a Porsche. Trabosh said she hasn't had any serious offers but has gotten feelers (no pun intended) from men near and far. "Of course, it's gonna take more chemistry and connection," Trabosh told the AP. "It's not going to be instantaneous that I'm just going to be automatically for sale ... It's a package deal for love." So, if you're looking for love, like what you see in Trabosh and have an extra $840,000 lying around the house, happiness might be just a mouse click away.