Happy Birthday America!
I have a few ideas for entries over the weekend. Remember to check in often :-)
I hope everyone has a safe and enjoyable holiday. In the immortal words of my high school gym teacher, "Don't drink, smoke, or chew... or run with those who do!"
-Ellipses
posted by Ellipses at
11:22 AM
3 Comments:
My gym teacher used to say "Hey, it's a simple equation. You minus your gym clothes equals and F."
That's hilarious... my wife's said... you minus your gym clothes = extra credit!
-ellipses
As Dean Vernon Wormer in "Animal House" said, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
And yet I've made it to 49...
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